onessmokin:

dippincountryboy:

I could go for some good sex under that starry, moonlit sky, in the bed of my truck, with some slow George Strait playin.

Please. Please, dear god I need this.

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thelovenotebook:

Good Vibes HERE

jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

(via parkingstrange)

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kaliforhnia:

I hope you never forget me.

(via parkingstrange)

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thelovenotebook:

Good Vibes HERE

rnerci:

scaryly:

rnerci:

scaryly:

rnerci:

apparently a vagina’s pH level is 4.5 

WHICH MEANS THAT IF A MAN HAS TOO MUCH SEX WITHOUT CONDOM HIS PENIS COULD ERODE

uhhh dont you mean dissolve

IT COULD ERODE

as I proud penis owner i can tell you now that the penis is not made of metal therefore it will not erode, but dissolve

IT COULD ERODE

(Source: bnaksy, via guy)

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thelovenotebook:

Good Vibes HERE
Like this post

tuukka-rask:

if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras. 

(via guy)

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keep-away-reality:

19th of July